mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I smell like Dick and happiness
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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