it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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