I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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