All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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