This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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