Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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