Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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