i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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