I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
as a side note pls kill me
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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