Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
pray to the hookup gods
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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