I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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