Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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