If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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