I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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