would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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