We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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