'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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