I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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