Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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