the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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