Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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