I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
It's never too late to be topless.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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