Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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