Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
If I die, sorry about rent.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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