He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
i believe in u and ur pee
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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