so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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