Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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