to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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