i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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