yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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