He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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