party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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