OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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