If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
