so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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