whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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