Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Someone stole a lamp last night.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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