I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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