covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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