He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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