just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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