is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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