I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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