WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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