Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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