I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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