So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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