I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
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It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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