I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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