I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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