never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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