If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Boobs speak an international language.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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