was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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