he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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