she was so not down for the gang bang
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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