am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Randomize
