You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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